An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have
this really bad flatulence problem, but they don't stink
and don't make a sound."
The doctor says "O.K., take two of these pills every
day for two weeks and come back."
A week later the lady comes back really mad and says, "Now,
not only do I fart a lot, but they stink really bad!"
The doctor then said, "Now that we have your sinuses
cleared, let's work on your hearing!"
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