A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears
a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he
looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the street towards
him ... BUMP... ....BUMP... ....BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the
coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... faster... faster...
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles
with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks
the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the
lid of the coffin clapping ... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself
in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath
is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the coffin
breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything ...
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the coffin ...
.... and of course ... the coffin stops!
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