One day, a man went to the doctor because he was getting
a burning sensation every time that he pooped. The doctor
told him that in order to get rid of it, he would need
to clean out his colon once a week for the next month.
He gave the man a cleaning rod and shoved it up his butt
for the first cleaning.
The man took the rod home and a week later tried to attempt
the cleaning himself. However, he couldn't get it in at
the right angle by himself so he called in his wife. She
sympathetically shoved it up and cleaned his colon for
him when he let out a gasp.
"What is it Sweetheart?" asked
his wife.
"I just realized," answered the man "that
when the doctor did it, he had both hands on my shoulders!"
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