The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and
decided that one of their patients was potentially well.
So they decide to test him and take him to the movies.
When they get to the movie theatre, there are signs of
wet paint pointing to the benches.
The doctors just sit down, but the patient puts a newspaper
down first and then sits down. The doctors get all excited
because they think maybe he's in touch with reality now.
So they ask him, "Why did you put the newspaper down
first?"
He answers, "So I'd be higher and have a better view."
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