Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes
to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to hit everything
but the toilet. So his mom has to go in and clean up
after him. After two weeks, she has had enough, and takes
Tommy to the doctor.
After the examination, the doctor said, "His unit
is too small. An old wives' tale is to give him two slices
of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can
hold it and aim straight."
The next morning Tommy jumped out of bed and ran downstairs
to the kitchen. There on the table, are twelve slices
of toast.
"Mom!" Tommy yells. "The doctor said
I only had to eat two slices of toast."
"I know." said his mother. "The other
ten are for your father."
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