A young girl had been suffering from severe headaches and
had tests run by her doctor. The doctor said, "I'm
sorry miss, but you have a massive brain tumour."
The girl started crying and said to her mom, "I'm
only 15 years old. I don't want to die."
The doctor said, "Well this is modern medicine.
There is an experimental technique for a brain transplant,
but it's expensive and not covered by insurance."
The girl's mother said, "Don't worry, dear. How
much does it cost?"
The doctor replied, "Well, a male brain is $1,000,000
and the female brain is $25,000."
The mom said, "No problem. But why is the male
brain more expensive then the female brain?" The
doctor replied, "Because the female brain is USED!"
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