A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who
was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the
man began, "I can explain."
"Quiet!" snapped the officer. "I'm going
to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets
back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said be quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner
and said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's
wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the guy in the
cell. "I'm the groom."
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