Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After
a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the
night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful
friend. "Watson, look up at thesky and tell me what
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars"
"What does that tell you?" enquired Holmes.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately
a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that
we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful
clear day tomorrow. What does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson,
you idiot, some bastard has stolen our tent"