An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in
Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would
spade up his potato garden.
The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this
reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden,
that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed
up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened
and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
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