On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a
traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny
new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you
got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a
tail light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to
issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By
the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring
that to you?"
Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the
dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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