A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out
to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into
a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the
frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell
everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my
hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled
at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me
and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your
loving companion for an entire week." The man took
the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned
it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn
me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year
and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the
frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've
told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with
you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you
kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer
programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking
frog is cool."
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