Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane
crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity
turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about
yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate
importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system
was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I
like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".
God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill
Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal
choices were most important. God responded, " I like
the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".
God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.
God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"
Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in
my chair".
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