A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that
lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big
date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment
building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan
lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the
roof and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of
the trade". But, he was determined not to miss his
date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped
it in gauze.
The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment,
and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner,
after which they went into the living room to watch a
movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn
started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went
into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.
He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and
experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde,
however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the
kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass
of milk.
Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's
how you guys load those things!"
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