An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one
more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building"
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump
off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna
again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm
jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped
too.
The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned
beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could
have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize
he hated burritos so much.
"Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He
makes his own lunch."
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