A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her
husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop
and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in
bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds
it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading
with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde screams back at the husband, "Shut
up! You're next!"
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