One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly
rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing
time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on
the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before
he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around
with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started
his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was
waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights
and administered the Breathalyser test.
The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer
demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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