The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking when
in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse
it that outside?"
The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the
glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why
do you want to know?"
The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse
is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too
good."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that
Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion.
The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets
a bucket of water.
He then pours some of the water over
the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink. It is
then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto
if he would start running around Silver to get some air
flowing and perhaps cool him down.
Being a faithful friend,
Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands
there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he
can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another
whiskey.
After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white
horse is that outside?"
Slowly the Lone Ranger turns
around and says, "That is my horse, what is wrong
with him now?"
"Nothing," replies the cowboy, "I
just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running."
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