An unhappy wife was complaining about her husband spending
all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her
along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose," she
replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw
his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a
sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, that's TERRIBLE!" she spluttered. "I
don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And
you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"
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