A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and
immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette
lighter. The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...
where did you get it?"
The guy replies "A genie from a bottle granted me
one wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Sure." The first guy rubs the bottle and the
genie appears.
"You are granted one wish" says the genie.
The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie and disappears. A few minutes
go by and suddenly the bar door swings open and pouring
in come ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks falling
all over each other through the bar door.
"I can't believe this," says the guy who had
just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks,
not a million ducks!"
The second guy then says, "Do you really think I wished
for a 12" Bic?"
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