A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A
beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please." So
they proceed to drink. Then: "...a shot for me and
one for the giraffe, too" And they keep drinking all
evening.
Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar.
The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave.
The bartender
shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lying
on the floor, are you?"
The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."
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