This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him
by the door. "And what time do you call this," she
starts angrily, "You went down to the take away
three hours ago, and now you stagger back here stinking
of booze, with no food!"
"Look," the guy responds calmly, "How do
you fancy a chicken vindaloo, rice, bombay potatoes, and
a chapatti?"
"Oh, all right then." his now really hungry wife
agrees.
"Fine." He says, and throws up all over her!
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