There are two pieces of tarmac sitting by the side of the
bar, and they are having a drinking contest, to see which
one is the hardest.
After 12 shots of vodka, both pieces
of tarmac are still unphased, when suddenly the door opens
and a red piece of tarmac walks in.
On seeing the red piece of tarmac, one piece of
tarmac runs straight for the toilets.
An hour later, he
ventures out and discovers that the red piece of tarmac
has left. The other piece of tarmac asks him why he ran
off.
He replies "Haven't
you heard about him? He's a cycle-path!"
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