A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that
hangs over the bar...
FREE BEER!
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON
WHO CAN PASS THE
TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink
that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at
once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second,
there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have
to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman
up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things
right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free
beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon
of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well,
as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez
zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs
it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face.
Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside
hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and
big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's
that woman with the sore tooth?"
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