A dyslexic walks into a bra...

A guy walks into a bar and says "I'm so thirsty I could like the sweat off a cow's balls."
a guy in the corner says "Moooo!"

Two condoms walking past a gay bar. One turns to the other and says "Wanna go get shit faced?"

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a basement full of women?
A whine cellar!

Two gays walking past the funeral parlour, one says "fancy popping in and sucking down a couple of cold ones?"

A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and says "two pints please, one for me and one for the road."

Some Bacon and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender stops them and says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast in here."

A guy walks into a bar on the moon and says to the bartender "Hey, there's no atmosphere in here!"

Four gays in the bar and only one stool. What do they do?
Turn it over!