Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young
lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped
and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That
little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm a gonna go over
there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head
in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping,
she shook her head no.
He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she
again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt,
pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The
young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece
of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.
The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya
know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick manoeuvre always
works."
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