A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought
at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders
a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs
over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.
The bartender says "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!
GET OUT NOW!" so the man picks up the monkey and
leaves.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey
on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs
a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats
it.
The bartender says " Did your monkey just shove a
peanut up his ass then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident
he checks everything for size"
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