A guy goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the
collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must
wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out
to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers
that he just doesn't have one.
He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation
he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly
acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully
looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well,
OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."
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