A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The
bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be
buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with five whiskey shots,
and make 'em doubles." The bartender does this and
watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the
next, and so on until all five are gone almost as quickly
as they were served.
Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing
all this drinking.
"You'd drink 'em this fast too if you had what I have.",
said the man.
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man drunkenly replies, "I have a dollar."
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