At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk
guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at
noon," answers the clerk.
About an hour, later he gets a call from the same guy,
sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he
asks.
"Same time as before - noon," replies the clerk.
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo
shay the bar opins at?"
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if
you can't wait, I can have room service send something
up to you."
"No! I don't wanna git in, ah wanna git OUT!"
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