Two little piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask the
bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender
points to the door and they rush in.
Two more little piggies walk into a bar. They soon get
drunk and they ask, "Where's the bathroom?" The
bartender again points to the door and they both rush in.
One little piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of
his mind and then heads for the exit.
"Hey, buddy!
Do you wanna know where the bathroom is?" says the
bartender.
"No thanks," the piggy slurs, "I
always go WEE WEE WEE all the way home!"
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