A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next
to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,
and then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this
state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to
me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?" she asked.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." he
said.
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be
broken then because I am wearing panties!"
The man explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."
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