A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group
keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers,
and that's why beer is so good for you!
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