A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street
with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you
in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are yer absolutely
sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the cop. "Let's
go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank
God for that, I thought I was crippled."
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