A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once
he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the
customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "If you say
you paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person
he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether
his customers have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later
pulls the same stunt.
The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll
take your word for it."
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old
friend, and tells him how to get free drinks.
The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls
when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says, "You
know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men
were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that
they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get
punched in the face."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the
final patron responds. "Just give me my change and
I'll be on my way."
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