A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for
some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked
over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped
him silly.
He immediately apologised and explained, "I'm sorry.
I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no
good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound
exactly like her."
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