A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," his friend replied, "and
left me £25,000. Then in September my father died,
leaving me £90,000."
"Losing both parents in two months. No wonder you're
depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me £15,000." His
friend continued.
"Three close family members lost in three months?
How sad."
"Then this month," concluded, the friend, "absolutely
nothing!"
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