A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup
truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You
can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them
to the zoo immediately."
The guy says OK, and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around
with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing
sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I
thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them
to the beach!"
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