A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither
one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide
to feel each other.
The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake
says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little
cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."
The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then
the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all
over, and there's a little forked tongue..."
The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."
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