In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants
to plow cotton fields.
In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits
from the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it
is moving.
In Kansas, people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.
In Statesville, North Carolina, it is against the law
to race rabbits in the streets.
In Tuscumbia, Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can
reside on the same block.
A law in Detroit, Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from
being tied to a fire hydrant.
Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn,
New York.
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document
any services performed by a jackass.
In Ohio, it is against the law to set a fire under
your mule if it balks.
In Arkansas, if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and
is unclaimed within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.
In Marshalltown, Iowa, a horse will be breaking the
law if it eats a fire hydrant.
People can be fined, arrested or jailed for making
ugly faces at a dog in Oklahoma.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order
to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
In Tulsa, Oklahoma, dogs are prohibited from going
on private property unless the owner gives his consent
first.
In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to
the opera.
Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in ambulances
in Westport, Massachusetts.
Wallace, Idaho, decreed it is unlawful for anyone to
sleep in a dog kennel.
In Clawson, Michigan, a law specifically makes it legal
for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats,
and chickens. But the animals may not be in the house
after sunup or during the day.
Florida has a law prohibiting the transporting of livestock
on school buses.
If you live in Franklin, Kentucky, you can't legally
trade horses after dark.
In Alabama, no mules can be traded after supper when
the sun has already gone below the horizon. And in Idaho,
you can't buy or sell chickens after sundown without
the sheriff's permission.
It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee and the
state of Washington.
In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls
only if they keep still.
You cannot shoot fish with a bow and arrow in Louisville,
Kentucky. And you cannot shoot fish with a gun in the
state of Washington or in Hazelhurst, Mississippi.
It's against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.
In Kansas, you cannot fish with your bare hands, while
in the state of Washington, you can't catch a fish by
throwing a rock at it.
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