Submitted By: (Surfy Chick)

Two funny jokes from Surfy Chick was enough to secure this months coveted prize...

Three men were on a deserted island and wanted to get back. Then a genies bottle washed up on the shore so they of course rubbed it, then the genie appeared.
The first man wished that he was back home with his wife and family, and suddenly he was back home with his wife and family.
Then the second man also wanted to be home with his wife and his family, and suddenly he was also back home with his wife and family.
Then the third man said "Oh I'm lonely now i wish my mates were back here".
And suddenly they were all back on the island!

There were three very fat and very unfit sumo wretlers on an island, and they all wanted to get off.
So the first really stupid sumo swam half way got tired and came back.
Then the second sumo who was resonably dumb swam half way got tired and came back.
Then the third sumo who was smarter than the other two walked across the bridge!