Submitted By: (Jo Sullivan)
Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They load
up Jack's station-wagon and head north. After driving
for a few hours, they get caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pull into a nearby farmhouse and ask the attractive
lady of the house if they can spend the night. "I'm
recently widowed," she explains, "and I'm afraid
the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not
to worry," Jack says, "we'll be happy to sleep
in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack gets a letter from the widow's
attorney. He calls up his friend Bob and says, "Bob,
do you remember that good looking widow at the farm we
stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you
happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house and have sex with her?" "Yes, I have
to admit that I did." "Did you happen to use
my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he says, "Yeah, I'm afraid
I did." "Well, thanks a lot, pal...she just
died and left me her farm."
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