Submitted By: (Wendy Simpson)
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches
through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who
is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have
you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The
Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge
golden doors, a golden floor, the works - hell, even the
urinal's gold!"
The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next
day checks the phone book, finding a place across town
called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check
her husband's story.
"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when
the bartender answers the phone.
" Yes it is," bartender answers.
" Do you have huge golden doors?"
" Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?"
" Most certainly do."
" What about golden urinals?"
There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender
yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the
guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"
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