Submitted By: (George Osman)
A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says
to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn
checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your
pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you
say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
checking account right now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind
of language in this bank."
With that the teller leaves the window and goes over to
the bank manager to tell him about her situation. The
both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What
seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem", the man says, "I
just won 50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want
to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see", says the manager, "and this bitch
is giving you a hard time?"
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