Submitted By: (Mick Ward)
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided
that was enough (they could not afford a larger doublewide).
So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules)
and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to
have any more children. The doctor told him that there
was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the
problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in 'Bama), light it, put it in a
beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to
10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not
be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry
bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me" So,
the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion.
The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about
the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they
were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to
go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a
beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring
that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherrybomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1,
2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed
the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on
his other hand.
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