Submitted By: (Stephanie Lipman)
A blonde girl walks into the Salon wearing a pair of
headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks
and says, "You'll need to take off the headphones
first."
"If I take them off I'll die." The girl replies.
For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones
but it's no use. Again she asks the girl to remove the
headphones.
"If I take them off I'll die." The blonde responds
again.
The stylist continues trying to cut around the headphones
but she's getting really frustrated by now. She decides
to take the headphones off for her, gently so the girl
doesn't notice. As soon as the headphones are removed
the blonde girl drops to the floor and dies.
The stylist can't believe it. Amazed, he picks up the
headphones and holds them up to his ears, and listens: "breath
in....breath out....breath in...." |
