Submitted By: (Alan Caine)
A Doctor died and was being screened for the destination
of his soul's eternal afterlife. Unfortunately he'd been
a bit of a lout and greedy to boot, so he wasn't quite
certain what to expect. Upon his arrival at the Pearly
Gates, Saint Peter greeted him and informed the Doctor
that he would be allowed to choose from one of the doors
before him, but that because of his greed and misdeeds,
he may find the choices rather disturbing.
Upon opening the first door, he saw fire and brimstone
of truly Biblical proportions, a horrifying sight, and
quickly closed it.
After looking through the second door, he was even more
horrified to see various tortured souls ravaged by plague,
disease, and other maladies too terrible to mention, while
an evil guard stood watch.
Nervously he opened the third door to discover groups
of white-coated male physicians, being waited on hand
and foot by beautiful young women dressed in little more
than nursing caps!
He rushed excitedly back to Saint Peter and said, "I'll
take the third door!"
"Oh, no, I'm afraid that's not possible," exclaimed
Saint Peter. "That's NURSES' Hell!"
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