Submitted By: (Denise Lowrie)
Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through
the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in
the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs
going at it. Billy says, "Daddy, what are they doing?" The
dad responds after some quick thinking, "Why son,
their making a puppy."
Later that night Billy was thirsty and got out of bed
to get a glass of water. As he walked by his mom and dad's
room, he heard a noise and looked in only to find them
going at it. Billy shouts, "Daddy what are you doing?" The
father, quite embarrassed, replies "Why Billy, we're
making a baby." "Quick, turn her over..." declares
Billy, "...I want a puppy!"
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