Submitted By: (Katie Murray)
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout
ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a
little different. The last few years, I took your advice
about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to
Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,
and Earline got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline
didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this
year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with
me."
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