Submitted By: (Loretta McHay)
So this dog walks into the bakers with a basket in his
mouth. In the basket is a shopping list, some money and
a note from the owner asking the assistant to put the
food in the basket and take the money. The assistant does
as the note instructs and the dog leaves the shop with
the basket full of food.
The next week the same thing happens, the dog comes in,
gets the basket filled and leaves. The same thing goes
on every week for another three weeks and the assistant
is dying from curiosity, so one afternoon decides to follow
the dog.
Having filled the basket as usual, the assistant waits
for the dog to leave, grabs her coat and follows the animal
from a safe distance. The dog crosses the railway line,
goes a couple of blocks into a local estate, round a corner
and up to the door of a house. Then he lifts up a paw
to ring the bell.
A couple of minutes later this guy comes to the door,
grabs the basket and boots the dog right across the yard,
slamming the door behind him. The assistant is outraged
at this behaviour and decides to act.
She goes up to the door and when the man answers, demands
an explanation for such cruelty.
"Look lady," the man responds, "it's quite
simple. This bloody dog has got to learn, that's the second
time this month he's forgotten his keys!"
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