Submitted By: (Ray
Munnery)
A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for
a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly,
then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What
was that all about?"
The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the
dictionary, pal."
And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary
from his coat pocket and looks up the word 'panda.'
"What's it say?" asks the bartender.
The patron replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and
leaves."
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